Overheard outside my window at 1am.
“So I don’t know about the Red Sea shit but like, the whole locusts thing has got to be for real.”
“Holy shit, you’re so right, so right… like, they’ve proven the locusts totally happened–”
“Yeah, like I saw on TV–”
“Dude, those 10 plagues are totally fucking real. Those Egyptians, man, they [...]
A short conversation with my sisters while driving.
So it’s obvious that two are both Butt-faces, right? You say I’m David-Pavid, and I’ve determined that you’re Butt-faces. Right?
“Yeah.”
Okay, good. So moreover, Grace, being Grace, is also a Grace-face. You have a face like Grace, right, Grace? You have a Grace-face. By definition. It also rhymes.
“Right.”
Let’s do [...]
“I’ve communicated our predicament to a few colleagues. I thought it might be a mistake to make hard plans until we’ve seen whatever we’re going to see tonight. Apparently there are a few serious adventurers in town right now, claiming to have just liberated some major trow haul from the ruins… Might be up for [...]
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