A short conversation with my sisters while driving.
So it’s obvious that two are both Butt-faces, right? You say I’m David-Pavid, and I’ve determined that you’re Butt-faces. Right?
“Yeah.”
Okay, good. So moreover, Grace, being Grace, is also a Grace-face. You have a face like Grace, right, Grace? You have a Grace-face. By definition. It also rhymes.
“Right.”
Let’s do some math here. Ok, we just determined that Grace is a Butt-face and a Grace-face. So that means Grace-face = Butt-face, right? Things that are equal to the same thing are equal to each other, right, Grace?
“Uh, yeah.”
Okay, good. So Grace-face = Butt-face. Now, divide both sides by ‘face.’ What do you get?
“Uh… Grace equals ‘Butt’.”
That’s right, Butt.
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