Hi, I’m here for my 9.30 appointment. “What’s your pet’s name?” Reese. “Last name?” Guinea-pig. “Your pet’s last name?” Yeah, Guinea-pig. “No, what’s your last name?” Oh me? Hwang, But my guin– “Reese Hwang, alrighty, please take a seat, the doctor will be out shortly.” Um, just for the record, my pet’s name is Reese [...]
Has Never Had a Real Boyfriend and her friend-of-a-friend Infamously Horny Sex Columnist stand together, trying to stay warm as we enter the second of a nearly three-hour wait for a table for 17 at the local redneck steakhouse. Has Never Had a Real Boyfriend asks Columnist for her advice concerning dealings with men, and [...]
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