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Monthly Archives: February 2003

Specifics

28-Feb-03

Hi, I’m here for my 9.30 appointment.
“What’s your pet’s name?”
Reese.
“Last name?”
Guinea-pig.
“Your pet’s last name?”
Yeah, Guinea-pig.
“No, what’s your last name?”
Oh me? Hwang, But my guin–
“Reese Hwang, alrighty, please take a seat, the doctor will be out shortly.”
Um, just for the record, my pet’s name is Reese Guinea-Pig. My sisters named her “Reese” because of her colors [...]

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Big Boy

13-Feb-03

Has Never Had a Real Boyfriend and her friend-of-a-friend Infamously Horny Sex Columnist stand together, trying to stay warm as we enter the second of a nearly three-hour wait for a table for 17 at the local redneck steakhouse. Has Never Had a Real Boyfriend asks Columnist for her advice concerning dealings with men, and [...]

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