Hi, I’m here for my 9.30 appointment.
“What’s your pet’s name?”
Reese.
“Last name?”
Guinea-pig.
“Your pet’s last name?”
Yeah, Guinea-pig.
“No, what’s your last name?”
Oh me? Hwang, But my guin–
“Reese Hwang, alrighty, please take a seat, the doctor will be out shortly.”
Um, just for the record, my pet’s name is Reese Guinea-Pig. My sisters named her “Reese” because of her colors and “Guinea-Pig” is her official last name, not Hwang, because that’s mine and besides, it–
“Uh-huh. Please have a seat.”
–sounds lame anyway, so if you could change what you’re writing there on the sheet I would really apprecia–”
“This isn’t to identify your pet sir, it’s to identify you. Now if you don’t mind–”
–please take a seat, okay, fine, don’t have to ask twice.
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