dailyeatings

Why in the world do you have foam wands and a blow-up pool mattress in the middle of your living room?

“I go swimming.”

Not that often.

“My niece was here last week.”

And she needed the foam noodle handy at all times?

“Well, no…”

Did you guys fight?

“What?”

Fight. That’s what foam noodles are for.

“No they’re not! I use them for excercise.”

Exercise.

“Yeah! You can do water exercises with them.”

I use them for exercise, too… if you call bashing my brother with them “exercise.”