(Emerging from the bathroom) “Um, Dave, I kind of feel like I need to explain something. So, when I used to live in the dorms in college, we didn’t have paper towels and the air dryers were broken all the time and I have really dry skin so I never used them anyway, so I [...]
“So what is this place we’re going to called?”
La Pasadita.
“What kind of place is it?”
Um… (snicker) Belgian.
“Really? Wow. Belgian.”
(Barely containing it now) Yeah.
“What’s the food like? I don’t think I’ve ever had Belgian before–”
You know, like waffles.
“Really?”
No, not really. It’s freaking Mexican, Kris!
“Wait, what?”
(Exaggeratedly) La Pasadita!
“Oh. Oh my gosh. (cracking up now) I can’t [...]
Five fucking years.
No end in sight.
Unbelievable.
