Chips, soda, napkins… Is this the shopping list for the party?
“Yes.”
Mom, you wrote this, right?
“Yes. Are you making fun of me?”
Well, Mom, I’m not quite sure what L-A-Z-A-R-N-I-A is.
“Lazarnia.”
Lasagna.
“Yes, Lazarnia!”
(Barely able to stifle laughter) Mom, that’s not really how you spell it.
“Oh yeah? How do you spell it?”
L-A-S-A-G-N-A.
“No, you’re lying to me again, David! There’s [...]
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Lazarnia
30-Dec-03Simple Math
21-Aug-02A short conversation with my sisters while driving.
So it’s obvious that two are both Butt-faces, right? You say I’m David-Pavid, and I’ve determined that you’re Butt-faces. Right?
“Yeah.”
Okay, good. So moreover, Grace, being Grace, is also a Grace-face. You have a face like Grace, right, Grace? You have a Grace-face. By definition. It also rhymes.
“Right.”
Let’s do [...]
