(Emerging from the bathroom) “Um, Dave, I kind of feel like I need to explain something. So, when I used to live in the dorms in college, we didn’t have paper towels and the air dryers were broken all the time and I have really dry skin so I never used them anyway, so I [...]
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True Story, pt. 20
28-Mar-08Look
15-Oct-06I have anguished about writing for days, since it is not my proper place to divulge, disseminate or discuss this, but I cannot continue without first saying this, the foremost thought on my mind as of late:
Baby Thomas is not doing well, at all. His parents desire your comfort, concern and prayers.
Update: He’s doing [...]
Bring back Springsteen, Madonna
25-Sep-06My next-door neighbor Tim has started a band.
Until recently, his musical pursuits had so far been limited to grooveless, jerky drumming—the kind of dyskinetic mishmash one might expect from a percussionist with advanced Parkinson’s disease—and loud, thrashy powerchords pumped through his Wal-mart guitar amp. He hadn’t ever played any real songs per se; most [...]
Enhancement
08-Sep-06“Dude, do you see that guy?”
Which one?
“The one photoshopping cleavage. To the right.”
Yeah, that’s like the third one he’s worked on. Guy must love his job.
“Aren’t you going to take a photo of him?”
Oh yeah, good idea.
“This is totally a Dave-moment here.”
Click. That one’s going on flickr tonight.
Purchasing Power
28-May-06This is how Border’s steals my money:
The 3 for 2 sale books always seem like a good idea at first. There is nearly always one book that catches my eye and gets me thinking, “Hey, I’ve been thinking about reading $goodBook for some time now. Oh look, $lesserTitle is also 3 for 2… I really [...]
