I used to hate her, you know. A long time ago. When I first met her, she was the New Girl. Rudely thrust into the well-established order of my academic universe, she recently transferred from a nearby private school, where popular rumor held that she was all kinds of notable, a Big Deal in the [...]
When I think of being happy, I think of you. When I think of being sad, of being lonely, of being suddenly and grippingly ecstatic, I think of you. I think of our room, your car, the apartment, our TA, our trips, the long nights, the petty quarrels, the furtive romances, my bed, your clothes, [...]
For a long time it was something of a personal quest for my father to try to convince me to grow my hair out. Ever since the day I stunned my high school classmates by clipping my hair to a 3/8″ buzz, my father made sure every serious conversation included a reminder of how I [...]
“Like, I never realized it until know, but, like, you’re so cute. Fuck me, you’re beautiful!” Below me live three party-hearty fraternity guys and a really skinny emo-chick who doesn’t look like she bathes often. They enjoy smoking and drinking together on the breezeway immediately outside my window. They also enjoy talking loudly while drunk [...]
Hi, I’m here for my 9.30 appointment. “What’s your pet’s name?” Reese. “Last name?” Guinea-pig. “Your pet’s last name?” Yeah, Guinea-pig. “No, what’s your last name?” Oh me? Hwang, But my guin– “Reese Hwang, alrighty, please take a seat, the doctor will be out shortly.” Um, just for the record, my pet’s name is Reese [...]
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